Talk To Me

Apr 24
Apr 24

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

Apr 24
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deucalio:

johnnybuiii:

"I’mma just take a sip okay?"

is that fuckin puppy scooby doo

If the owner of this dog is not dressed like Shaggy I am going to feel personally cheated and victimised by cold reality…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deucalio:

johnnybuiii:

"I’mma just take a sip okay?"

is that fuckin puppy scooby doo

If the owner of this dog is not dressed like Shaggy I am going to feel personally cheated and victimised by cold reality…

Apr 24

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

Apr 24
sogaysoalive:

need more restrooms like this

sogaysoalive:

need more restrooms like this

Apr 24

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

Apr 24

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Apr 24

HE LIKES ME

HE LIKES ME

HE LIKES ME AHHHHHHHHH

I AM A HAPPY PEACH

Apr 24
Apr 24
ufocatcheraddict:

They make sounds

ufocatcheraddict:

They make sounds

Apr 24
Apr 23
coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

Apr 23

London by Hearabouts

Apr 23

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Apr 23

Large Visitor Globe